We now return to that topic of old, The Daily Stench.
Penwiper, it seems, has a minor problem. While he is to be a neat cat, cleaning his long fur regularly, always using the litter box, and usually burying his waste promptly, his long fur seems to cause him to occasionally take small ... souvenirs ... away from the litter box with him.
Last night, he tried to bury a small stool in the middle of the kitchen floor, and this morning I found one each in the bedroom and in the downstairs front hall. Aside from trimming his posterior hair, I'm not sure there is much we can do.
(Someone also left a hairball in my office overnight, but that's a different accounting, not to mention both more common and less gross.)