Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Cat Proof Pizza

How to cat proof a delivered pizza: Toss the box in the (cold) oven; retrieve single slices as needed.

How not to bake a frozen pizza: Preheat the oven before checking for a cat proofed delivery pizza box.

2 comments:

  1. Oops! Did you need the fire extinguisher which every kitchen should have?

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  2. We have an extinguisher, it wasn't needed. After all, gas ovens ARE fireproof.
    Actually, the box didn't catch fire, the oven was only preheating to 400 degrees, and card board is probably same or higher than book paper -- 451 degrees to ignite.

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