Billy and Whitey have both decided that one of their favorite places to curl up is between Drew and I, in the middle of the bed. One of Emily's favorite places to curl up is next to me, on the outside edge of the bed. This results in nearly twenty pounds of cat weighing down the sheets that I'm trying to sleep under.
At the beginning of Gulliver's Travels, Gulliver regains consciousness to find himself tied down by the Lilliputians. It's sort of like that, only I also need baby blue UN Peacekeeping pajamas to help me keep the two mutually hostile armies of Lilliputians apart.
I could you loan my baby blue UNC Teddy Bear T-Shirt, but it probably won't help -- cats are mostly colorblind http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_004.html
ReplyDelete(Hey, UNC is close to UN, isn't it? It's even one character better!)
Beside, you want armour and weapons with those armies, not a fashion statement.