Drew: Wow! Your feet are cold.
Me: Sorry. My feet are cold because I was walking on the kitchen tile barefoot.
Drew: Oh?
Me: I was walking on the kitchen tile barefoot because someone left the package of hot dog buns on the counter. Whitey found the package. He brought it upstairs to play with. It made a funny noise. Billy woke up to help him. I woke up to investigate.
Drew: Ohhhh..... I wish I had a voice recorder so I could blog what you just said.
Me: Murf.
I wanna know how he got it upstairs.
ReplyDeleteI also want to know how he got the package without jumping up on the counter -- that would have been a naughty kitten.